{"product_id":"cornelius","title":"Cornelius","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHorrifying and hilarious, Cornelius the dog is a spectacular trainwreck—you just can’t look away. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCornelius is a fumbling loser, the butt of everyone’s jokes. When his friend Alspacka is kidnapped, the subsequent criminal investigation turns into a dramatic and emotional ordeal, upending Cornelius’s life. Torn between his desire to be a writer and his immense guilt over his cowardly role in Alspacka’s abduction, Cornelius is a classic Faustian figure: an aspiring artist so hungry for success that he will pay any price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRarely does a book so delightfully defy categorization. Cornelius is an experience: a farcical collage that reads like a drug-fueled fever dream, an intense emotional pendulum oscillating between psychological horror and slapstick comedy—a real roller coaster. And truthfully, Cornelius is all this and more: a brand, a phenomenon, a way of life. From the singular mind of Marc Torices comes a surreal, carefully curated universe, complete with its own icons, mythology, and metanarratives.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lunar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53566654873876,"sku":null,"price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/7327\/4388\/files\/910Yx0LYl8L._AC_UF1000_1000_QL80.jpg?v=1785702074","url":"https:\/\/sheepcultcomics.shop\/products\/cornelius","provider":"SHEEP CULT COMICS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}